who is going to write the starter
tags: omg + Aha! in my ass + oh god + stop +

            You have the gall to call me w e a k?

       After       everything I have            survived              through? 

                        Everything you have D O N E  to me? 

                          I am stronger than you ever were

                                   And I will  break  you

                                                                               Like you { broke } me.

(Source: thestaffoffrost)

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

album art

image

Some people wanna watch the world burn

(Source: urbancatfitters)

dizerynoots:

littlepandago:

dizmod HAS CUTE SQUEAKS

NO

YE

jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

Ash: I can't find it..
Me: Did you try your downloads?
Ash: YOU CAN DO THAT!?